Do you like music that makes you want to puke up blood all over yourself? Do you prefer music that belongs in a CIA torture chamber? Are you by far and away the least trustworthy guy on aux in your friend group?

CALLING ALL AUDIO MASOCHISTS!!

Then Loophole Coffee Bar IS THE PLACE TO BE this Friday the 13th! BLACK ICE is hosting a collection of some of the absolute most DISGUSTING AUDIO to ever ASSAULT YOUR EARDRUMS!

Feature bands include

• Self-described “EMBARRASSMENT TO THE CALGARY SCENE” Big Pharma
• SHITCORE JUGGERNAUTS Oklahoma The Band
• and Äffordable Housing – Bringing down the property value near you!
• And UNEMPLOYED LOSERS Sputum

Get ready to have your ears bleeding so badly that you have to be hospitalized for blood loss.

Doors open at 6:30 – Only $15 at the door.